This week's episode, was "Control." Let me tell you I did not even realize how many times these people change outfits until i started this blog. Honestly, is it necessary to change FOUR to FIVE times per day? No, the answer is no, it is not, its just a lot of extra laundry that granted your maids do, but whatever i guess. Truthfully, this blog, i've decided, after watching this last episode is going to be mostly devoted to the women of the show. The guys will get honorable mentions, but really, they are all usually dressed in a classic Armani or Givenchy, or even Brooks Bros. I'll highlight the outfits that stood out to me this week. First off, we have my personal favorite of the night (which surprisingly with my usually more glam taste) was Charlotte's black leather jacket.

This is the "Suella" perforated leather jacket by Elie Tahari. It retails for around $600 right now on Tahari's website so good news, its on sale. LOL. It originally retails for $998 so Charlotte here, is sporting a great item. The great thing about this jacket is that the laser-cut perforation makes it unique from a regular leather jacket. It is perfectly cut into a feminine shape and uses a delicate zipper. It is structured like a track jacket, and is still fancy enough to be dressed up and worn out for a night on the town. What is best about it is that it was worn in the scene where she is being a bit of a badass. No spoilers, but the rebel in Charlotte comes out in her personality, and is paired with the edgy nappa leather to make the outfit fit the scene.
Now onto something i particularly hated.
Madeleine Stowe, better known as "Queen Victoria Grayson"slipped into this gold spaghetti strap dress for her sons wedding festivities. In the episode she took a casual little trip to Bergdorf, (but like, where else would she go) and came out with this?! Tisk, tisk Queenie. I would have expected a lot more from this Hampton socialite. Then again, i will get to that in the next outfit. Anyhow, she unfortunately shows up in this gold foil gown by L'Wren Scott retailing at around $3000 called the "Jaquard Slip Dress." Please, Victoria slip on OUT. The crinkly gold foil looks horrendously cheap and makes her look even older than she is. The cracking of the foil looks like the wrinkles she already as, hence, more wrinkles, and more old looking. It is saggy everywhere the droop at the neckline just makes her look frumpy. I really think this dress is made for someone much younger, with a tall, sticklike figure. Maybe Emily?
At her trip to the bridal salon we see Victoria in a longer, more elegant dress than the one above. That is the dress she should have chosen.
Here we see an absolutely gorgeous burgundy Vera Wang "Kaye" mermaid gown from her Spring Bridal Collection 2013. This dress is stunning. It accentuates her body perfectly, making her look teeny-tiny on top and has the right amount of flare at the base. The pleated ruffles give it more body and elegance paired with the one-shouler ruffling at the top and at the bodice. It is hard to tell here but it also had a wave of small ruffling snaking down the left side from the top all the way to the base. The color was flawless and went better with her skin tone and hair. Her "girls" were flattered by the cut of the dress and it was just the right amount of cleavage. This dress was classic and perfect for the occasion, but then again, we all know she went with the gold to try and upstage Emily. Well, fail.

The same goes for Charlotte. We see her in a BCBG "Kimora" cut-out gown at the salon. This dress is edgy, sexy, and flattering. She is tall and small enough to wear it and it shows enough skin to be worn to the party, but not enough to be considered trashy. Not that BCBG is ever trashy. This only retails for $220, one of the lowest this week. It is a sophisticated sexy as we have recently seen Charlotte grow into a more mature character. This new sense of style she has was seen in the first episode of season 3 when she returns from Europe. The new european style is seen over and over in her revamped wardrobe, and i think its brilliant. As a character matures, so should their style. The flat black is seamless, and the thick strap give it the coverage needed. With the right earring (a plain one as the dress is made to be plain) she should have shown up in this. Not this disaster shown below...

This is what she ended up wearing. Um, ew. This horrendous purple eyelet-cutout was very odd-looking. Its is by Laundry by Shelli Segal and is even cheaper, retailing for $180, than the cheap BCBG she SHOULD HAVE picked. It has the three cut-outs on top with a cutout rounded neckline. The material puckered while worn making her boobs look saggy and awkward on top. It was an odd line between too big and too small on her because of where the cutouts were and how it made the fabric fall. To me, it was a little too conservative for the "new Charlotte" image. Paired with that god-awful undo bun and the bangs, she looked like a 7-year-old going to her first opera. The dropped stone earrings made it even worse, not that it really mattered what earrings she had on that that point since the outfit was terrible anyhow. And purple? Why?
Those are my highlights of the episode this week. Suprisingly Emily didn't even sneak in there. She had a few plain dresses and a jumpsuit she wore to her own pre-wedding party (um, okay..) but basically, nothing special from her this week. Margot was an honorable mention in a yellow lace Michael Kors, as well as Nolan with his fancy red linen blazer. I liked some, but nothing blew me away. I hope next week they really bring it, as i was McKayla-style...
Not Impressed.